Someone should always check to make sure that there are no open flames before starting an Official Fart & Giggle Contest. Cell phones need to be turned off, absolutely no smoking in the vicinity. It can be a dangerous proposition unless the rules are followed without exception. Just so you know.

Don’t you just hate it when someone gets so excited about something and then ruins all the fun by overreacting. Come on folks, we’re all in this together. Let’s try to control ourselves.

Get ready, set, OH CRAP! Someone jumped the gun. False Start. Do over. Some people just have to try to get the jump on everyone else. Crap, now we have to start over.

Milk bubbles running out your nose and down your chin. You lose.

Milk, of course, that’s the ticket. Let’s use milk, comes thru the nose so nicely. Very visable also.

OK, here’s how it’s going to work, the first person . . . What WAS that? Did you just fart? Jeeeezzz, can’t you wait till we lay out the rules? Man, that’s just bad. Who invited you anyway.

In my house the girls are the undisputed burping champions. No contest, not even close. Send the boys home with their tails between their legs.

Let’s have a contest! Everyone who wants to compete fill out the entry form. Ready? GO!

Just switched the site over from another server and hoping this will come together soon. I thought I would start with an appropriate toon reflecting my mood right now. Sometimes it just seems like the BS runs and runs and runs. Kinda like the BS train and passenger Britney Spears. It’s a tired old joke but it just won’t quit. Someone please derail this runaway train! Hope you like the new format.  Matt